Look Out 
 King Lear!		 A man with a very long peg
Played cricket, and umpires would beg
           Him not to amuse them,
           And worse still confuse them
By asking for middle and leg.

IT'S one of the biggest things to have hit limericks since Lear — a one-man publishing event that has produced SIX ILLUSTRATED BOOKS of brand new verses as companion volumes, together containing MORE THAN 5,650 ORIGINAL LIMERICKS,  in several cases breaking completely new ground.



Rotten Haystacks
Good clean fun!

 Rather Rottener
Closer to the knuckle
 (May  offend)		 Verse Places
 A gazetteer of the British Isles
 (May  offend)		 Multiple Buttocks
What if we had four or 10 or 17 each?
 (May  offend)		 Fred First
More than 1,000 limericks about the incorrigible Fred (May  offend)		 Saucy Shorts
Hundreds of rather rude limericks (May  offend)